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Old 06-16-2008, 02:35 PM
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Unhappy Wifey Trouble. Part 4

So i was at work the other day and my obese manager who is a girl started giving me some sexual looks, she even licked her lips a couple of times. I was so grossed out i threw up a lil in my mouth. So i went to get some stock in the back and i was alone, all of sudden she came in and started to take her clothes off. I started to leave, but all of sudden she said ill give you a 10 dollar raise if you give it to me. By the time she said that her shirt came off and i saw 10 rolls escape on her stomach ready to attack me.

this is the craziest part. Out of no where my wifey comes in with my lunch and sees what the whale was doing. She then ran out and i havn't heard from her since. I wouldnt of done anything with that whale no matter how much she was giving me. Im sitting home alone wonder what im gonna do.
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Old 06-16-2008, 03:10 PM
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Default Re: Wifey Trouble. Part 3

By the way this is wifey part 4

also this is not true, lol
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Old 06-16-2008, 03:42 PM
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come on man stop with this wifey shit...and get a real wife for change...aj so zdravje!
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Old 06-16-2008, 03:46 PM
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thats the biggest lie yo. ur wife comes out of no where??
well if it is true, damn i feel srry for u. imagine a whale on top of a guy... lol. try to explain to ur girl that u woundlt ant to do it with a whale
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Old 06-16-2008, 03:53 PM
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sounds like soap opera scenario to me
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Old 06-16-2008, 04:14 PM
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Default Re: Wifey Trouble. Part 3

I gotta say this sounds so fake, the first three wifey trouble series sound real and funny though.
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Old 06-16-2008, 06:56 PM
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10 dollar an hour raise?? oh shit!!
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Old 06-16-2008, 07:49 PM
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Default Re: Wifey Trouble. Part 3

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10 dollar an hour raise?? oh shit!!
somebody would do it
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Lol that was the biggest lie ever...your wifey cant simply go in the back of the store
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Old 06-17-2008, 04:23 AM
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yes shes always around my store she knows everyone and everything its not a big deal you guys dont have to suffer my pain... shes still gone
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