So i was at work the other day and my obese manager who is a girl started giving me some sexual looks, she even licked her lips a couple of times. I was so grossed out i threw up a lil in my mouth. So i went to get some stock in the back and i was alone, all of sudden she came in and started to take her clothes off. I started to leave, but all of sudden she said ill give you a 10 dollar raise if you give it to me. By the time she said that her shirt came off and i saw 10 rolls escape on her stomach ready to attack me.
this is the craziest part. Out of no where my wifey comes in with my lunch and sees what the whale was doing. She then ran out and i havn't heard from her since. I wouldnt of done anything with that whale no matter how much she was giving me. Im sitting home alone wonder what im gonna do.
