ur mamas so fat wen she went to the doctor and he said to weigh herself on the scale he said i dont want ur telephone.
2nd:
there was a egyptian on a train with a giant cellphone and was all happy about it. then he saw a russian with a normal cellphone so he got embarassed by his. then he saw a english with a headset and got more embarrased. then he saw an american talking to himself but he actually had a built-in phone in his head so he coudnt take it anymore. he went to the washroom and stuck a piece of toilet paper in his ass. when the three others asked him wat it was he said egypt is sending him a fax.
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ur mamas so fat wen she went to the doctor and he said to weigh herself on the scale he said i dont want ur telephone.
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there was a egyptian on a train with a giant cellphone and was all happy about it. then he saw a russian with a normal cellphone so he got embarassed by his. then he saw a english with a headset and got more embarrased. then he saw an american talking to himself but he actually had a built-in phone in his head so he coudnt take it anymore. he went to the washroom and stuck a piece of toilet paper in his ass. when the three others asked him wat it was he said egypt is sending him a fax.
I thought the first one was gunna be old cuz i heard so many of those ( 90210, 1 at a time, etc.) lol and the second one was funny 2
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
yo mamma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
Yo mamma's so fat she makes big bird look like a rubber ducky
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heaven was getting a full, so in order to get in you had to do something really good. Saint Peter is at the gate hearing what people did to make it in. so the next guy in line comes up and St. Peter is like " What did you do to deserve to get into heaven?" The guy says " Well ive been a good person my whole life and have tried to go out of my way to do the right thing." St. Peter says "Well have you done any good deed that really sticks out?" And the guy goes "Well one time there was this motorcycle gang that kept circling this old lady in a car and the old lady was terrified. So i walked up and i told the gang leader 'stop' and the gang leader said ' or what?' so then i tipped his motorcycle into a lake." St. Peter says "How long ago did this happen?" and the man says "a couple minutes ago."
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