Jokes!

[rangerid]

Heres a riddle:

there are 3 words in the english language that ends with gry, one word is angry and other is hungry. what is the third word in the english language?

[Spartan]

Originally Posted by rangerid

Heres a riddle:

there are 3 words in the english language that ends with gry, one word is angry and other is hungry. what is the third word in the english language?

I havent got a clue

[krd-baller]

Language.. I think at least..

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out. It's virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

[Spartan]

Originally Posted by krd-baller

Language.. I think at least..

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out. It's virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

Lol That made me laugh for like 5 mins straight

[krd-baller]

OH LOL, I got 2 more

Heres the first one

Two guys are in the locker room after a game of tennis when one guy looks at the other guy and sees that there is a cork in his buttock. He asks the man "excuse me, but that cork looks uncomfortable, why don't you take it out?"

"I can't," says the other man, "It's stuck in there permanently."

The other man asks "how come?"

So the first man replies: Well, one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a lamp. A genie came out and said "I am Hasan the Genie. Since you released me I can grand you one wish." And I said, "No sh*t."







here's the second one

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my moped."

Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 6 seconds the speedometer reads 60mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped. He looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again.

Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.

Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do. Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear.

The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!! He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my goodness! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers....
Unhook ...my suspenders from your side-view mirror.

[nighthunder14]

I got one

a teacher was reading the three little pigs to her students. she go to to the part where the first pig asks a farmer for some straw to make his house. the teacher asks, "what do you think the farmer said?"

a student raises his hand and says "he probably said, holy shit a talking pig!"

[youngtricker]

Originally Posted by rangerid

Heres a riddle:

there are 3 words in the english language that ends with gry, one word is angry and other is hungry. what is the third word in the english language?

Actually, there are multiple other words. Unknown and they ruin the riddle, but words nonetheless.
1) Aggry - Applied to a kind of variegated glass beads of ancient manufacture
2) Kingry - Surname
3) Onegry - State of being alone and unhappy

[rangerid]

lol????? i cant believe you actually found other words that end with gry. but sorry you are wrong.

the third word in "the English Language" is language...

[24forlife]

Originally Posted by rangerid

lol????? i cant believe you actually found other words that end with gry. but sorry you are wrong.

the third word in "the English Language" is language...

i have no clue!!

[youngtricker]

Originally Posted by rangerid

lol????? i cant believe you actually found other words that end with gry. but sorry you are wrong.

the third word in "the English Language" is language...

I am not wrong, I just found a different answer, but I've heard that riddle many many times so I decided to be a smart ass. haha my bad.