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Arenas_0 · #1 (**permalink**) 08-03-2006, 10:19 AM

I have one

Yo Momma's so stupid, she thought Boy II Men was a Day-Care center.

Yo Momma's so greasy, that she has to use bacon as a bandaid.

Yo Momma's so fat, her neck looks like a pair of hotdogs.

Yo Momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk- White & Chunky!

Yo Momma's so poor, she uses cherrios for earrings.

Yo Momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think shes backing up.

Yo Momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She said it was Pay-Per-View.

Yo Momma's so bald she took a shower and got Brain-Washed.

Yo Momma's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in the alphabetical order.

Yo Momma's so stupid she thought a Quarterback was a Income Tax Refund.

Yo Mommas's mouth so big she speaks in surround sound!

Yo Momma's so fat when she walked past my T.V. I missed three episodes.

Yo Momma's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air
conditioning!

those are mine i have more maybe i'll put some lada.

cross'n_u · #2 (**permalink**) 08-03-2006, 12:19 PM

alright i got just a couple and these were from the movie "white men can't jump"

Your momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked ' watcha doin?' and she said 'movin'

Your momma is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy gushed out

another one of my own:

Your momma so fat i had to put a twinkie on the other side of the door to get her through.

ShadowAKACTB · #3 (**permalink**) 08-03-2006, 08:13 PM

Yo i got one............

Yo mama is so ugly that evryday she get`s up in tha morning she brushes and washes her face with Holy Water

wtf i donno why i even posted this cuz it`s wack lol i`m just bored man this waz so stupid that i posted that...........................

#1 Balla · #4 (**permalink**) 08-04-2006, 01:04 PM

I got 1!!!

yo mama so old that she was at the last supper.

ShotCaller · #5 (**permalink**) 08-04-2006, 03:23 PM

yo momma so fat, when she steps on a digital weighing machine it says "one at a time please."

warrior23 · #6 (**permalink**) 08-04-2006, 06:24 PM

yo mammas so fat she dont have corn rows she has crop circles

yo mammas so stupid she thought hooked on phonics was a drug

yo mammas so fat she walked out side in a red dress and everyone started yelling "KOOL-AID"

yo mammas so stupid she thought clamidyia was a flower

cross'n_u · #7 (**permalink**) 08-04-2006, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrior23

yo mammas so fat she dont have corn rows she has crop circles

yo mammas so stupid she thought hooked on phonics was a drug

yo mammas so fat she walked out side in a red dress and everyone started yelling "KOOL-AID"

yo mammas so stupid she thought clamidyia was a flower

LMFAO i know where dat kool aid one came from..