Well one of my recent "great moments" was at a game where my team only had 7 people there and the other team had an army of 17 players on their bench

. And my check comes up to me an says "ur my check bitch, ima break yeh ankles" and i was like aight go for it. He tryed driving past me and he pulled back for jumper. I jumped up and slammed the ball right in his nose. The bitch had to sit out the game. My teammates went crazy and shit .