That is hilarious...you really want him to get some starburys to play ball in...doesn't the whole "you get what you pay for" stigma ring a bell??

Go on Final-Score.com and go to the basketball section and see what they got...there is a sale on everything you could think of...I would suggest getting a pair of Nike Elite TBs or some Shox or Huaraches...but that's just me

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